Maddie wakes up from a hot summer nap seeing rainbows, munchkins, and her dear Auntie Ann filling out magazine subscriptions left and right. Meanwhile, back in Topeka, Annie explores amateur film making as a sure sign of her impending quarter life crisis.
Read More... then you must not be talking about Annie or Maddie. Welcome back listeners! We're glad you're here because we really need someone to listen to us. Maddie talks the highs and lows of being a Billboard artist. Karma claps back at Annie for that time she overdramatized a toenail injury. A toenail for god's sake.
Read MoreIf you assumed this title was a reference to Annie's lasting struggle with her international travel parasite, well, you'd be an attentive listener, but you'd be wrong. We learned more than we thought we would about porn this week. There's an award show and everything!
Read More***Please note, that if you previously downloaded an episode 14, it might have had the wrong audio track, this duplicate is just for those that have automatic downloading turned on and might not have gotten the update***
You know what they say about assumptions. Listen as Maddie and Annie manage to offend basically every single person in America this week. Then we do the important work of calling ourselves out. Hopefully we'll manage to crawl out from under this rocks for next week's episode.
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Annie gains a window into the tender relationship between two sisters. We put Maddie's past trauma on the table and cut it open with a razor-edged scalpel. We talk about Mackie's wedding, Maddie's hypothetical wedding, and the dark hole in Annie's life where love used to live.
Read MoreIf you’ve felt betrayed by our constant plugging of various products, you’re going to feel damn right stabbed in the back when you realize this whole season has been long-form marketing scheme for our personal brands. Maddie releases her new single, “You’re Still My Sugar,” sponsored by LSF, which is still sponsored by the one and only Passion Planner. Phew thank god we can stop pretending to be podcasters or gay or even friends!
Read MoreIn times like this we remember a quintessential Mean Girls quote: "I don't hate you because you're fat; you're fat because I hate you." This podcast may have 600 followers now (based on unsophisticated data analysis), but Annie's convinced that no one likes her. Maddie makes Annie read aloud some really sad text messages about her cripplingly low self-esteem. Somehow we still find a way to laugh about it as we talk emotional breakdowns and Maddie provides the secret to emotional stability. You don't want to miss this ultimate nugget of wisdom so tune in!
Read MoreAnnie makes her first endorsement of the season: Frosted Mini Wheats. As a result, Annie spends the first 10 minutes of this episode crunching away in blissful ignorance while Maddie talks only to herself. When Annie rejoins the buzzing din of reality, Maddie questions her about her appropriate use of local gay bars.
Read MoreFountains of Wayne gets a tasteful redux. Dawn makes a power grab for funniest woman on this podcast. This week we laugh at her hilarious use of stereotypes, next week we lie down on Freud's couch with cigarette smoke filling the room and talk about how our parents put us in a box.
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